K-Mart Nipples
This title can go in so many directions….if you went in the dirty direction then shame on you. You know who you are…. When Jim and I were in our darkest hours of depression and sleep deprivation with...
View ArticleThe Ghost of My Dead Film Career
What, with it being Halloween and all, I figured it was time for a little visit to the dark side. I mean the scary, ghostlike dark side, not the whole excessive body hair thing I usually dive into....
View ArticlePull My Finger – My First Guest Post
I have arrived, y’all!!! I’m so excited this week to get to do a guest post for the delightful Shari Lopatin! Head on over to her blog and take a look at the purdy post I done wrote up for her….and all...
View ArticleThe Stay-At-Home Mom – Your Lady Balls Are Bigger Than Mine
I’m tired just looking at you. I’ve been asked repeatedly over the years about why I am a working mother. Are we poor? Am I a narcissist? Is your husband a drunk or something? Of course, the answer to...
View ArticleA Bunch Of Words About Aging
I am 35 years old. Oh, shut up! I know I’m not 35 – let me explain!! I seem to have frozen in time at that age. I have not advanced one second past that age. I would say I will die at the age of 35...
View ArticleHitting Publish – My Year of Living Dangerously
It was one year ago that I wrote my first blog post. I’d invite you all to an awkward first birthday party but I don’t know how to bake a virtual cake. Though I could probably figure out a virtual...
View ArticleThe Wall of Confusion
I wanted to bring the funny this week, but I’m having a hard time with that. I felt like I wanted to say something about the horrific violence this week but also felt like one more missive about it...
View ArticleHolly Hunter and Me (Or Is It Holly Hunter and I?)
First of all, I’m back. No, I wasn’t arrested nor did I slip into a coma brought on by some horrendous, newly discovered STD, but I can understand why you may have considered both as a possibility....
View ArticleMy Mutant Deer
Holy shit you guys! Seriously! Was that a motherfucker of a YEAR or what?? So, how are you? I’ve really missed you! You look fantastic. Is that a new haircut? Did you lose weight? Those jeans make...
View ArticlePlease STEP ASIDE (It Could LITERALLY Save Your Life)
One result of the many changes in my life this past year is that I now commute between states on a fairly regular basis (every 2 weeks or so) and have to fly to do it. I know you’d think someone of my...
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